508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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