piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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