Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
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Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
May the power of my ass compel you!!
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I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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