I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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