I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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