Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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