I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
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You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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