every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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