i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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