I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
