I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
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A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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