you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
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I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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