she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
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Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
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Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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