This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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