Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
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His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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