: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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