No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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