yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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