It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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