Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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