at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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