Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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