: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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