that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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