He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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