Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
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I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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