after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
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It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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