they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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