You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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