Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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