She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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