Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
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There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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