Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
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Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
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He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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