So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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