we have officially lost it.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
The feeling are messing with the penis
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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