You made me cry and you don't even care
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
im six kinds of drunk right now
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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