I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Everything about him screamed your future.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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