i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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