did you get engaged???
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
