Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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