Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
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the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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