Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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