Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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