We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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