I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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