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It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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