Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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