Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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