too bad you live with your parents still
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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