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My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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