I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I will be naked everywhere
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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